i’d like to change my major to “napping and dragging my face on the floor” pls

taylertots:

nozaki threw mikorin to the wolves on his latest observational scheme for his manga but at least it was just sakura who witnessed the trainwreck LOL

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izgaist:

This paper towel is giving me pointers on how to get away with murder.

izgaist:

This paper towel is giving me pointers on how to get away with murder.

chupicron:

obfuscobble:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

And remember, cats can sometimes act like dogs : if they see you enjoying the taste of something, they may bother you until they can have it too.  I know kitty eyes and mews and pawpaws on your leg can be very enchanting, but you must resist.

That said, things that are okay to feed to cats which you might not have considered: the bag of chicken organs that comes with some whole chickens, the giblets.  Many cats love those.  To be safe, you can cook giblets like any meat, but lightly.  the thing to keep in mind about raw meats and fats of any variety is the presence of salmonella and E. coli.  This risk is the same for cats as in humans.  However, unlike humans, cats are obligate carnivores, and very much like eating all kinds of meat and organs.  I’m saying this as a lead in to…

YOUR CAT CAN NOT BE A VEGETARIAN.

Your cat will die if you only feed it vegetables, even ones high in protein that would nourish a human.  Cats and humans have radically different digestive tracts.  If you feed your cat only vegetables, it will die of malnutrition.  Do not believe anyone who claims to have a vegetarian/vegan diet for cats.  They are lying and you will hurt your cat if you feed them that diet.  If you feel very strongly about having a pet that is a vegetarian, do not choose a cat.  Also try to avoid a dog or a rat, as they also require occasional meat.  Iguanas are pure vegetarian, but they require a lot of care and get big very fast.  Basically, if you want a vegetarian pet, that’s going to require the same about of care as your own vegetarian diet.  Animals are living things, not toys.

Seems worth noting that the worst the dairy products will do is potentially cause some diarrhea, but that’s still not great and can cause dehydration. So, y’know. Don’t have a panic attack if you went to the bathroom and returned to find your cat took a bite of your cheeseburger or stuck its face in your glass of milk. (Unless there were a bunch of onions on it or something.)

Most of these things listed in the original post are dangerous for pretty much every animal on the planet. Caffeine is literally a natural pesticide, dairy causes diarrhea which can become very severe in pretty much everything that isn’t a baby mammal, and humans are living garbage disposals.

(Source: jacko-plantern)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

  • Children's Cartoon Character: *Breathes*
  • Tumblr: DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME THIS IS A KIDS SHOW
misterbara:

my babe still doesnt have a name, hes known as neck mouth for now… (psst leave me name suggestions maybe…)
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misterbara:

my babe still doesnt have a name, hes known as neck mouth for now… (psst leave me name suggestions maybe…)

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pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

i just realized i think i heard this getting made in the other room

izgaist:

i cant believe shadia is tumblr famous now her fame is slowing down the internet in the house

rip

i can’t even get on her page
rest in fucking pieces